The monstrous Gargant had simply stopped. Some kind of malfunction of unknown nature had got it pinned down just at the very outskirts of the Imperial settlement. It had been abandoned by its coward Gretchin crew, having killed the Mekboyz who tried to get them to work again. Now the towering altar to Mork (or maybe Gork) stayed still.
The whole front depended on this beast of iron coming to life again or being definitely silenced. The army controlling the Gargant would control the whole area, and with it, the key to further advace on the whole continent.
Warboss Hruk urgently dispatched his loyal Mekboy Uthûk 'Handyork' Verrok to get the Gargant under control again, heavily escorted by as many Boyz as he could spare.
Imperial Commander Lord Winston Lofage could only dispatch a small team, a fistful of loyal Ultramarines, escorting Brother Techpriest Urrentius, and an Imperial Guard Platoon. Would that scarce force be enough to stop the vile Greenskins...?
It's been a hell of a long time since I last played WH40K2, but I finally got a chance, so I had to squeeze it! A couple of friends of mine, who hadn't rolled a dice for (quite literally) a couple of decades, got curious about remembering the old days, so we were able to schedule a game!
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Not a spectacular board at all, but it was what I could deploy at the moment
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My pal Alex had played WH40K back in the day, but had left it all at 2nd Ed. My other pal, Abe, had never played 40K. Like never ever. I knew I couldn't play a complex scenario, with tons of special homemade rules; you know, all the silly stuff I enjoy (remember the Wrecking Ball Terminator?). But it doesn't mean we couldn't play something funny!
The general idea is that the Gargant is broken. The Ork Mekboy has to get to it and try to repair it (details in a minute). A bunch of Orks will cover him while the repairings take place.
The Imperial forces (Ultramarines and Imperial Guard, each one under one of my friends' command) will have to take the Mekboy down before he manages to get the Gargant started again (kind of the old "The Assasins" mission card).
The Gargant itself will not be playable, but as the Mek rummages through it, he may be able to get some systems back online, even if temporarily. Each turn the Mek stays alone (i.e., not fighting against an enemy) within the Gargant, he will roll a D6 on the next chart (Of course there are charts! This is 2nd Edition! What did you expect?):
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REPAIRS
CHART
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1D6
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EFFECTS
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1
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The Mekboy cannot
solve anything, all the systems are simply too messed up. In addition, a
particularly rebel Squig slips among the cogs and wires, biting and chewing
everything and causing mayhem all over. Roll another D6 on the Damage Chart.
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2
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The Mekboy cannot
make any significant repair, he is too busy trying to figure out which plug
goes into each socket. Nothing happens in this turn.
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3
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Everything seems to
fit properl… Wait, wait, noooooo! The Gargant’s belly gun shoots by itself.
Any unit in the line of fire is affected. Roll 1D6 for each miniature in the
unit. The miniature is killed with a result of 6, no save roll allowed. Any
scenery in the line of fire is completely destroyed.
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4
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The Gargant’s arms
experiment a sudden spasm and come to life. The chainsaw arm does not hit any
enemy, but the gun shoots without any aim. Roll the scatter die to determine
the direction of the shoot within the gun radius (if the result is not
applicable, roll again). The shoot makes impact at 5D10 cm. Use the large
explosion template. Roll 1D6 for each miniature affected. The miniature is
killed with a result of 6, no save roll allowed. Any scenery affected is
completely destroyed.
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5
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The legs seem to briefly
function again. Among hissing clouds of steam, the Gargant moves two faltering
steps ahead before coming to a standstill again. Move the Gargant ahead 20cm.
Any unit in his path is affected. Roll 1D6 for each
miniature in the unit. The miniature is killed with a result of 6, no save
roll allowed. Any scenery in the line of fire is completely destroyed.
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6
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The Mekboy gains
control of the Gargant, or so it seems. Roll 1D6 again. With a result of 6,
the Gargant becomes operational again and under control. With any other
result, he does not manage to handle the whole system in this turn. Reroll
again each subsequent turn. It will be increasingly easier for him to get
familiar with the controls, so the results needed will be 5+, 4+, etc.
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DAMAGE
CHART
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1D6
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EFFECTS
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1
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An Oily Squig falls down
into the combustion engine, provoking a chain reaction which ends in a huge
fire that makes the ammunition on board explode. The Gargant blows out in an
enormous explosion and all the crew die immediately, as well as any miniature
in a 30 cm radius.
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2
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The ammunition in
the belly gun jams, it will be days, if not weeks, to put it into service
again. The weapon is rendered useless. Ignore any further result involving
the use of this weapon.
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3
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The bolts holding
the arm gun break down and the weapon falls apart, squashing the wretched
people below. Any miniature affected suffers a S10 impact. The weapon is rendered
useless. Ignore any further result involving the use of this weapon.
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4
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After a loud screeching
whine, the Gargant’s hip axis breaks and it falls down on its own structure, remaining
pinned where it is. From this moment on, the Gargant will remain immobilised.
Ignore any further result involving the model to move.
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5
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A bursting flare-up scorches
the control cabin while electric sparks jump all over. The Mekboy suffers a S6
impact, which can be regularly saved.
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6
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Luckily no more damages
are caused. The Gretchin fix all the antifreeze leaks and stick insulating
tape wherever they deem appropriate (sooner or later it will be the correct
place). Nothing happens this turn.
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Well. I think you get an idea of the game. Enough talk, here you have another general overview of the battlefield...
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This might be the time I have placed less scenery on a board like, in my life
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Aaaand... let's get started!!
Below you can see the Mekboy (down left, the bloke in orange). He'll run towards the Gargant. The Imperials are in a kind of counterclock desperate race to avoid the Gargant coming back to life. The moment the Mek succeeds, the game is over. So they better run and take him down!
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Old School FTW
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During Turn 1, Imperial forces held their positions, hoping for their long range weapons to inflict some damage. Remember the Rapid Fire rules. I mean, the
real Rapid Fire rules, those related to Space Marines, not the bolters (I need the Michael Fassbender meme here).
The Orks simply acted Orky and ran towards the enemy:
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'Ere we go, 'ere we go
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The Ultramarines shot their missile launchers, causing some actual harm!
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They also got some lucky rolls and took a MegaNob down, which is quite meritory, considering their heavy armour!
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Moar ouchie!
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The Imperial Guard had kept their lascannons for a moment like this, and in fact took the Warboss down!!!
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Aaaand... ouchie again
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Wow, what a turn! The Nobz held their position as they passed the leadership roll, but this was some serious setback for the Greenskins!
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End of Turn 2
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The Ultramarines played their best card on the game. They teleported the mighty Terminators close to the Gargant, in an attempt to chase the Mekboy. Unfortunately... they scattered! They scattered so much that they even fell out of the board!! That would have meant the loss of the unit, but I thought it was way too cruel, so we agreed to deploy them on the edge of the board.
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Hey, the Mekboy is about to get into the Gargant!
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Imperial Guard took positions on the roof of the warehouse
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On the next turn the Mekboy got into the control cabin. Oh, from now on we are running the charts...
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I left the head open to depict there's a Mek on board
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The Orks moved forward in a classic Taktical Formashun'
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And even begun to inflict casualties!
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My pal then considered that he wouldn't be able to take the Mekboy down, so he just begun to move the Terminators towards the Ork rearguard.
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Not that the Orks understand the concept of rearguard anyway
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Ultramarines were courageously standing against the green tide with strict firing discipline:
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They were really doing it right
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But in the end no one can avoid an Ork charge
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OK, the Mekboy started to gently apply his hammer to buttons, cogs, wires and a scatterbrain Grot which turned quite more literally scatterbrained.
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I rolled a 1!! Aaargh!
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That meant that not only the Mek didn't manage to repair the Gargant, but in fact caused more harm! I rolled on the Damage Chart and... got a 6! Phew!! I have to admit that for a moment my heart stopped under the perspective of getting another 1 and having the Gargant immediately destroyed (and the game lost!!)
I mean, it didn't scare me, in fact it would have been enormously epic and would have loved it... but it was still too early in the game to let that happen!!
Anyway, this serves as a reminder that the tides of battle can get you from victory to disaster in a minute.
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The Orks kept on moving and (unexpectedly) shooting, even (more unexpectedly) killing enemies
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The other Mob kept engaged at close quarters with the Marines
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Close Combat is, IMHO, the weakest point in the 2nd Ed system. It can become quite complex/tedious and in fact we had to check the rules to get it right. I'm quite confident that we did it wrong anyway.
Note to self: Really read the rules before getting a game.
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The Marines performed really well
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On the other side of the table, the surviving Orks charged on the Guards
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General overview of the battle at the moment
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In the meanwhile, the Mekboy was still fiddling with the controls. If in the previous turn I had rolled a 1...
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...this time I got a 6!!
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That meant that the Mekboy was gaining control of the metal beast! I had to roll again. If I got another 6 again the Gargant would become operational and I would immediately win the game. I rolled and got a 4.
Wow, this game was a total rollercoaster. Just one turn ago I was fearing for the Gargant to explode. Now I was on the path to victory. On further turns I will need decreasing results to regain control, so from this moment the battle was a true counterclock race for my rivals. Their only chance was to reach and kill my Mek in time!
(Some thoughts on that at the end)
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However, being engaged as they were, that action seemed unlikely
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The whole front had moved away to the Imperial field, and the Terminators, instead of chasing the Mekboy, decided to kill the Ork artillery:
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Action was far away from the true objective of the battle
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The struggle was fierce, no doubt of that
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The Imperial forces were proving themselves superior to the Orks
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Orks falling back after being defeated in close combat, can you believe it??
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The Nobz were stubbornly resisting. Though overwhelmed in numbers and unable to prevail, their Mega armour saved them of essentially anything. Close to them, the Ork Mob was still engaged, but the other one, those fighting the Imperial Guard, were just fleeing and being chased.
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What a crowd!
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But on the next turn I eventually got the right die roll and the Mekboy finally got the engines started, the systems online and the war altar of mighty Mork (or maybe greedy Gork) came to life again. Ork victory!!
The engines roared. Slowly at first, like a grox stretching out after a long nap. But louder and louder as pistons increased their speed, connecting rods whirred and the main power plant grunted as it was supposed to. A big, dark cloud of burning smoke rose to the air with an ominous mechanical thunder. As Uthûk Verrok disciplined the assistant Grots, they were able to perform more complex duties.
Brother Techmarine Urrentius easily read the signs. All this meant serious problems. "We need to fall back, brothers, or else our sacrifice would become meaningless". The Imperial forces retreated in an orderly manner, leaving the field to the scarce Orks that still stood. New methods and weapons should be used to stop the Gargant, but that would happen another day...
Some thoughts on the battle. I consciously designed a kind of vanilla scenario, bearing in mind that my pals weren't used to... well, to play. I however refused the standard idea of a simple battle with a balance of forces. I'm no longer into this 'let's play 1500 points' kind of game. Anyway, this scenario approached very much to that concept.
All in all, I'm afraid that it didn't work as I expected. The Imperial forces were by all means superior to the Orks, I wanted my pals to enjoy their first gaming experience in years and grant them a swift victory. I mean, in my mind there was no way they could lose the game. The fact that I ended up winning means that the scenario wasn't really that well designed.
Of course their lousy use of the Terminators, who underperformed, to put it mildly, made the most powerful unit in the game totally disappear, and were essentally not used at all. Had they chased the Mek, the battle would have been put to an end in no time. If my pals had pushed against my positions, my actions would have been different, of course, but they simply held the line and let me charge them, allowing the battle to move onto their deploying zone, instead of stealing my initiative.
Besides, the dice rolls to activate the Gargant were quite disappointing, I was really wishing for the machine to go crazy and cause some mayhem and eventually exploding itself in a glorious deflagration. But what happened is that it turned into activity much earlier than it was desirable, and that made the battle become a race too short to be even enjoyed. I was keen to somehow force the events and delay the Gargant's activation, but my pals really wanted to stick up to the rules, even if they were homemade (that's a lawyering trait, never play against lawyers, they'll want to follow the rules to the very end!!). I'm a little worried (well, not that much, but you know what I mean) that they believed I made up my home rules and wanted to bend them in order to win... when I was bending the rules to let them win! XD
In conclusion, my impression is that my pals were expecting a regular, balanced battle,
and acted consequently, but I didn't provide that kind of game, which
is on me. Lesson identified, lesson learned.
But on the other hand, we had quite a good time rolling dice and had quite some laughs. I dare to say that the experience was good enough, as both my pals are now asking for more games! That's good news by my book, and that's all that really matters. So it seems we'll have to schedule!
